So ... you're a lonely hewmaan living on the lower decks, crawling the
Jeffries tubes or poking around holodec computers.

You just don't have the lobes for business.

Here's your opportunity:
For only 5 strips of latnium, learn from THE BUSINESSMEN of
Alpha-Quadrant, as written by Grand Negus Gint himself:
        The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition