MindGuard protects your mind by jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic
mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from
your brain. It also has the ability to scan for and decipher into
English specific signals so you can see exactly Who wants to control
you and what They are trying to make you think.

With MindGuard, you can rest assured that your most valuable
possession - your mind - is safe from the nefarious tinkering of
evil-doers.

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